There is no Kryptonite to protect against this super power
Pluto, You Will Always be a Planet to Me
They can take your status, but they can never take your dignity
Olivia de Havilland is Alive, Are You?
It’s nice to know my friends worry about me when I meet strangers
I’m Still Alive, Why Do You Ask?
My mortality is always in question
Something In the Way They Move
How many Lukes to move the world?
The True Story Behind That Profile Picture
That’s me in the picture, I swear…
Blood Pressure, My Doctors, and Me
Maybe just change the color of their coats
How an Earache Sent Me to The Hospital
When everyone you know tells you go to the doctor – go to the doctor
Why Is Toxic Behavior Considered Masculine?
We have come a long way from standing on a hillside buying each other a Coke
The Devil Is Not Fire’s Only Friend
What is our fascination with the dancing flames?
Tom Waits for No Man
He sat at the piano, the perpetual cigarettes in the ashtray just above the piano keys — each devoured in two long draws
With Sixty You Get Eggroll
You’re not getting older you’re getting…never mind, you’re getting older
I Have to Stop Hanging Out with My Ex
It’s hard to meet women when your ex-wife is there
This Food is So Good It Lives in a Castle
Just be sure the castle has a throne
Following Directions is an Art Form
And, why is that man naked?
When the Universe Calls, Don't Let it Go to Voice Mail
When there are signs, you should follow them, otherwise you’ll never know where you might end up
Down the Shore Everything’s Alright
Me and Myself on a Sunday Night
Dinner with My Daughter Revealed the Difference Between Us
A vegetarian and a non-vegetarian walked into a bar…
Two Steps Forward, One Step Back
The footsteps of old-age race toward me
Back To Belmar: A 30-Year Journey
Guess now we make it 34 years…